Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Roy Says

Who is Birdie Bell?

Birdie Bell is a socialite. That’s about all I got from Google, Wikipedia, YouTube and Twitter.
And it got me thinking to what is the actual job description of a socialite?

So then it got me thinking even further, maybe socialites are actually undercover secret agents, like the elite, lean fighting machines in all the Bond films.
Then it all started making sense. That’s why there’s no real info on Birdie Bell. That’s why Paris says such stupid stuff, to differ attention on her true identity and that explains why Birdie as a natural affliction to thigh high boots.